Comedy GPS app for iPhone and iPad


4.5 ( 4915 ratings )
Utilities Navigation
Developer: John McKerrell
0.99 USD
Current version: 3.0.1, last update: 8 years ago
First release : 22 Dec 2009
App size: 3.4 Mb

"More fun than a satnav" - Womble092, "TOTAL JOKE" - L-JB

Who needs fancy shmancy features from a personal satellite navigation device? The easiest way to get from A to B is with a series of "hotter" or "colder" messages, and this great app gives you just that!

INSTRUCTIONS

Search for the location you want to visit, more specific descriptions can help. Once the location is listed tap on it to show the "sat nav" screen. At this point you must start moving, after youve been moving for five seconds or so the sat nav should start telling you if youre getting hotter or colder. If youre getting colder then turn around!

"Augmented reality", "turn by turn", "directions"?

Who needs features like that when you have the best directional system available, it has GLOBAL coverage* and exclusive "change-o revers-o" windscreen reflecting technology, no need for a mount!

Also available is the ability to store your home location within the app and then declare "Take me home!" in just two taps.

Try the app now for a low low price and be sure to tell your friends!

If you like the app please leave a positive review. In the event of problems please use the support link to report these to us as we will be able to help you to resolve them and let you know when any fixes have been pushed out.

Inspired by this great xkcd comic: http://xkcd.com/407/

* - location searched provided by the global coverage of CloudMades services based on OpenStreetMap data